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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 67
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 67


Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 67

by F1exican

27 Comments

  2. Abject-Compote8355

    Woh here early. Beautiful job chef!

  3. tehjoz

    ![gif](giphy|Xxcu75RTgsRed8LjJT|downsized)

    Obvious jokes to a minimum plz

  8. PeedOnMyRugMan

    It’s Day 1248, F1exican has reduced the Chives to dust. They say one day they will split the atom.

  9. Beneficial_Target_31

    At this point, he might as well start growing the chives at home. Some of our graders are crazy

  10. AgentBrittany

    ![gif](giphy|PKWPvopnOrv5NdDVQn|downsized)

  13. AlcibiadesTheCat

    u/karmakrazi

    Good morning, Chive Air 67, squawk 6767. CATC with Information Alpha: air temperature is 67 degrees, barometer 67.67, taxi via Sierra, India, X-ray, Sierra, Echo, Victor, Echo, November, runway 67. Winds are 067 at 67, gusting 67. Cleared for takeoff.

    Edit 1. **~~It’s my opinion that these chives are perfect.~~** As much as it pains me to say so. I’d like to ask u/f1exican to please chop some chives on Friday, though, so they can be officially “nice.”

    Edit 2. I’m going to be a bit of a nerd here and point out that the conditions I just described above would be HELLISH. 67 degrees is about 150F, the barometric pressure is normally around 30, so in this scenario, it would feel like you’re about 40 feet or 12 meters underwater, and the winds are at 67 knots, pointing 067 while the runway is pointing 310 (670-360), so it’s a crosswind that qualifies as a Beaufort Scale 12: hurricane force wind.

    Edit 3. Based on my back-of-the-envelope calculations, you could get a Chivessna 152 to take off with a ground speed of, no joke, 6-7 knots in these conditions.

    Edit 4. Y’all, the math maths.

    https://preview.redd.it/olu43mn0eu7g1.png?width=822&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ad16462923375eb2c672115be53aa068d742144

    Edit 5: Thanks to u/Carbon-Base, we have protected the realm from a single long chive. See you tomorrow, chefs.

  15. Echelion77

    Tower to u/karmakrazi

    Clear for take off from runway three.

  17. Emergency_Cellist754

    How long until this shifts from a fun story to a Shakespearean tale of one man’s obsession and decent into madness

    Only with chives

  19. apevolt

    ![gif](giphy|12mg8tiWKgiRB6)

    Us scanning for bad chives

  26. awesomedan24

    This needs to end at day 69 instead of 67, Millennial humor must prevail over Gen Alpha